With all this talk about how bad the economy is and about how we’re sinking into a recession faster than Rick Ross’ street credibility is going down the tubes, I’ve got exceptionally good news. I’ve got a new job!!! As a paralegal!!! Hova’s best friend’s wife - who I’ll call
Posh (like the Spice Girl, because she comes off as being uptight at times and looks like she could be mean, but she’s actually pretty cool. And she’s got great fashion sense!) - works for the law firm and she gave them my resume. They called me almost immediately for an interview. This is especially good for me because I’ve recently decided to switch my major from bioscience (I was considering doing nursing, dentistry, or veterinary science) to social work, and when I start grad school I’m considering doing a joint MSW/JD program (meaning I’ll graduate with a Masters in Social Work and a Juris Doctorate law degree). Ultimately, I’d like to be an adoption social worker or adoption attorney. Not sure yet how that’ll pan out, but those are the options on my horizon at the moment (until I have another epiphany that leads me to be a rodeo clown or some shit).
So let me tell you about how I went into my interview and kicked ass yesterday. Well, before I started kicking ass, I showed up five (ok, maybe ten) minutes late - a big no-no when going for an interview that you’re taking seriously. The first thing the human resources manager said when I sat down in his office was, “First thing I have to mention…you were late. That’s kinda not so good.” Oops. I apologized profusely, and said that it was so not like me to be late (which is the BIGGEST lie I think I’ve ever told in my LIFE since being late is what I’m known for), but he said he’d “look the other way” about it since I know Posh.
So then we get into the interview, and I’m acing all his questions with the best answers possible. He asked how I would handle a difficult situation at work, I gave him a spiel about how every situation in life is a chance to learn a lesson, blah blah. I did some research on the firm and found out that the partners are big on philanthropy, so when he asked me about why I felt I’d be a good fit at the firm, I mentioned all my philanthropic efforts, how I like to “bring out my inner Girl Scout,” and other favorable things (none of which were lies, by the way.) He asked about high school (I’m not sure why since I graduated six years ago, but whatever) and I talked about my 18 billion extracurriculars like orchestra, color guard, the swim team, kickline and cheerleading (which he called “the magic word”, since apparently there’s a lot of ex-cheerleaders at the firm. He said cheerleader-types are great for office moral. Yea, I bet.) He asked about my hobbies and I gave him the edited list: swimming, boating, my dog, reading, music and concerts, art (I purposely left out the fact that my weekends usually involve alcohol, and other things I probably shouldn’t mention on an interview)…he loved me! About fifteen minutes in, he grins and says, “Ok, I’m so over the fact that you were late! Most people come in here late and their interview is all downhill from there. But I‘m getting excited…I have some people I want you to meet…” Then he brings me into another office to meet the financial manager and the lead litigation paralegal. I interviewed with them and they loved me too! They were “intrigued” (the FM’s word, not mine) by the fact that I was going to do social work and wanted a law background to supplement that, since usually what they hear from paralegal applicants is that they want to go to law school. They were impressed by my previous hospital job as a clerical specialist in ambulatory surgery’s coding unit also. I guess the way I described the responsibilities made it seem more complex than it really was.
Then I was led back to the HR manager’s office, where he told me they’d like to offer me the job. And THEN proceeded to offer me more money than I was asking for! Holla!!! Oh I was SO on cloud nine yesterday. I think I owe 80% my confidence yesterday to my outfit…I wore my hair pulled back in a bun, a crisp winter white pencil skirt suit with a black blouse, gold knot stud earrings, a black and muted gold pearl necklace with lace accents that matched my black and muted gold snakeskin pumps. Fashionably conservative with a hint of sexy fun. Fieeerce. (I'll try upload a pic of it later.) I went shopping at Lord and Taylor to celebrate afterward and got tons of compliments from strangers on it!
Such a great day yesterday. I start work on Monday…I never expected the process to move so fast. Posh told me that I would have to do at least two separate interviews, and if they offered me the job, they’d call me back for a third. I knocked it all out in about two hours! I won’t allow myself to start over-analyzing and freaking out about how complicated and difficult this new endeavor might turn out to be. At least not until Sunday night…